Sometimes people tell me they love cheese. To them I say - you don't even know what cheese is. The fact that this doesn't make sense and has never happened is irrelevant. Basically, I just really like cheese.
Also, teeth are cool.
Now stop me if I've had a little too much wine but what if - what if - there were a way to combine the two into a profitable enterprise?
It's so crazy that it just might work.
In my mind, it would look a little something like this...